Definitely the elbow window-ruffles. I just choked on a bagel which looking at these. Crazy town. (And a serious conversation needs to be had with the person who came up with RUFFLED cold elbows.). However, I do own the Vogue Craft pattern shown at the top of this page. Let’s take a look! All patterns available in 9 sizes from 30" bust to 46" bust. Science has found to way to breed pants with skirts and created this hybrid monstrosity. Thanks for that. Which one was your favorite? Vogue 1706 Vogue Sewing Pattern 9123 Misses Collarless Jacket Dress Size 6-14 Uncut. My favorite is the reference to the candy rolls…awesome! . Even my husband laughed at the cold elbow caption. See more ideas about vogue, vogue patterns, vogue sewing patterns. That’s it, that’s the tea. Such good light comic relief. Even lockdown is not making me insane enough to want to make ANY of these. Vogue 1708 . I hated cold shoulders so I’m not going to love elbow windows! Rachel Comey!! I should do the same. And the awkward pussy curtain of the skant. It's a "Wear Now and Later Dress". Marilla said she’d have to walk through the door sideways. The far-left magazine Teen Vogue ran a column this week suggesting white people need to go after their racist relatives at the holiday dinner table. Do you think this messy collection is due to the new company owners? But have we gone too far? Laughing hysterically at the thought of this. Ha! Last year I put in a 2 year subscription and sent a question about how they would they handle that. This is one I am going to have to think about. I know it’s not part of the pattern, but the CB seam of the tan pants in the V1703 pic looks seriously uncomfortable! Absolute blogging magic. The ad touted the digital edition for iPad for print subscribers. It works now with sandals and it'll work in cooler months with tights, boots, jackets and coats. NETHERLANDS Skill: Intermediate. Brilliant. Who thought any of these patterns were a good idea? What Happened to Vogue Knitting? This has made me properly laugh. Hopefully COVID stay-at-home time will give them a chance to get their minds right for the next go-round. Thank you once again for another fabulous post. Who wears the cut up to here/down to there/backless garments? Vogue sewing patterns are renowned for their cutting edge, designer look. I think even the crickets I hear are laughing on that question. I was going to email Rachel Comey suggesting ass windows with ruffles for that lovely jacket but now you’ve rained on my parade. Member since 8/2/03 Posts: 6835. Vogue Pattern #1370 by Fath & Femme Chic, Spring 1957. Vogue Sewing Pattern 1799 Ladies Misses One Piece Dress Size 12 Cut Vintage . Harry Styles posing for Vogue. It’s almost like they’ve been saving the crazy ones and decided to give us a treat to take our minds off the world basically being a dumpster fire otherwise. None of them would I waste my time or fabric on. You gave me a preciously needed good giggle . Vogue 1695 / Today’s Fit By Sandra Betzina I think the post was by Ann of Gorgeous Fabrics. Hospital scrubs, but make it fashion. I would be interested in their reply. That Vagina Monologues 1703 stripe placement is a crime against women. VK MAGAZINE APP Vogue Knitting magazines are available for download onto your iPhone, Kindle and … Click to email this to a friend (Opens in new window), Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window), Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window), Click to share on Tumblr (Opens in new window), Click to share on Reddit (Opens in new window). I clicked through all the new releases with this HORRIFIED look on my face. Posted by Ruth - Nightingale and Dolittle at 16:21. I felt very fortunate to have the winning bid, tucked in between airline flights! I actually loved your idea re 1706 for stylish scrubs. I saw the email and have been dying for your critique. It looks like a shark got both her elbows. Skirt has a draped overskirt in front and a back panel and it joins the bodice at waist-line. Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Hope you are well! Also, I’m a minister’s wife and “The power of Christ compels you!” made me laugh out loud at work! Most of the patterns from vogue over the past few years, are absolutely hideous. Yes! I know a few health care professionals who would probably really love the set. like even a white background would have been better than 80s cubicle fuzz. Still laughing my ass off! For specific information about our product, please check out the "About Us" page. You only hate v1705 because you’re not waiting tables at Octoberfest. . Very similar to a knit RTW dress I already own. Thank you!! There are no pants in 1703–that is a skirt. Here are the ones I plan to buy: 1265 - Pamella Roland. My pernicious thought patterns arrived on the back of a deadly global pandemic. I think they should just re issue their pattern catalog from the early 90’s better looking clothing and real designer looks … all of these clothes look like dog crap. Vogue is part of the McCalls Pattern Company, a private company that owns and sells patterns under these brand names and categories; McCall's (contemporary), Butterick (classic), and Vogue (couture). Jesus, Mary, and Joseph what the FUCK am I looking at here?? I almost peed my pants I laughed so hard. These are seriously awful; however, your comments made them worth looking at for a minute. Elbow windows, hideous. I should probably be ashamed to admit this, but I kind of love the skants. In reply to horsienut. A Vogue writer on the peculiar dressing for outdoor dining, picnics, FaceTimes, and whatever other pandemic date life throws her way. That being said, oh there’s plenty of it this season. Here is a Jacques Fath afternoon dress featured in the Spring 1957 issue of Femme Chic along with the Vogue Paris Original pattern #1370 … And the stripes in that tiered skirt – so reassuring to see I’m not the only one who cocks up royally. Window elbows :DD I am laughing loud here, when everyone else is sleeping. ( Log Out / Enter your email address to subscribe to this blog and receive notifications of new posts by email. 05 of 10. Oh you guys are just mean. 1705 immediately made me think of the Van Trapp family in Sound o’Music, so that’s something. So stupid. I read that as "don't hold your breath". I’m curious. So, lots of bang for your buck. Vogue Runway covered 952—and counting!—fashion shows this year. Vogue 1710 / Rachel Comey See more ideas about vogue patterns, vogue, vintage sewing patterns. You can purchase single copies for $3.99 or a one-year subscription for $15.99". One of the least attractive areas of the body and Vogue highlights them? Favorite quote ” it looks like God put her nipples in the wrong place…” I can’t breathe … Great review! So much to love and giggle at. This is Vogue 9184. Watch Video. You were spot on with every review. I saw a post on Instagram that Vogue Patterns Magazine will no longer be published. I am drawn to the raglan sleeve, but I think the style lines may end up being a bit too "modern" for me. New To PR | The Winter/Holiday Lookbook. It’s a strange fabric choice but TBH I kind of like it. The absurd ruffle elbow windows? The “cold elbows” jacket, the “four nipples” vest, the “built-in apron” dress – so much weirdness! Morphology: Petite at 1m53 (5'), Burda size altered 19 or altered 38, Big 4 size 10 or 12 depending on ease; Thanks! That brings me to the elbow windows. What would number one be called. The “cold elbow” look is just downright weird! Who wants to emphasize the skin on the back of their elbows? This post made the fu&!ery that is this release tolerable. Oh my goodness …l am still laughing my ass off at your comments. I read that as "don't hold your breath". Why are the elbows out? I had to do a double take with the elbow windows. Finished reading the Feb/March 2019 issue 10 minutes ago! I’m all for creativity but …. A pirt, skants maybe?? My favorite annotation is the one that says simply “Thanks, I hate it.”. Look no further than the Vogue 1703! V1702 – couldn’t come up with a better way to make everyone look at your crotch! I was so excited when I saw the words “a roast.” I love a good roast!!! They are silly, but also stylish. They really could have picked a better backdrop. I have to agree elbow windows was the most hideous. The elbow ruffles (who wants to highlight their elbows??) But you can burn the rest. I would love to make this in a faux suede as recommended. Rachael Comey – what were you thinking??? Vogue 1692 / Júlio César NYC Long fitted sleeves and shaped cap sleeves. 1705 has wrinkly boobs, and looks like they made the skirt inside out, with the lining swapped for the face fabric. No one told me to stop posting. Posted on: 2/21/19 11:02 AM . OMG, I thought I was going to spit my tea out when I read, “The power of Christ compels you!” That was freaking fantastic! Lots of boring and meh stuff for sure, but none of the crazy WTF-were-y’all-thinking shit that we used to see in their catalogues. , That jacket was nuts before I even noticed the elbow windows! Included is the awkward stripe placement fabric that leaves your onlookers wondering if you’d rather just be wearing a loin cloth. † THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU! ... Calvin Klein licensed his name to Vogue patterns a bunch throughout the 80s and 90s, occasionally offering a jeans pattern. This dress is part of Vogue 9351, one of the Vogue Wardrobe patterns, which includes a jacket, pants, a jumpsuit, and the dress. . They look like gabardine work pants, complete with belt loops & back pocket buttons — which is not at all the right texture or vibe for this top. It’s not a conspiracy. But have we gone too far? My eye caught the "We've Gone Digital!" Before we get into it – I want to address the question that I get asked all the time, which is why I don’t write these reviews anymore. The way the bias has draped at her lower back looks like a fucking jelly roll. Some people are super into these big sleeves right now and look great in them. Sorry, your blog cannot share posts by email. Shouldn’t they have chosen a casual, rough-texture pant (possibly with ruffle-rimmed openings at the hips)? I ... Vogue 8577 is a lovely pattern - yes, it needs a fair amount of fabric, and it's not the quickest project to sew, but the end result is a really pretty dress that feels gorgeous to wear. It looks like God put her nipples in the wrong spot. Why the ruffles? Thanks for the laugh, I needed that! The fabric is truly beautiful. “Cold Knees”? WITH RUFFLES. That's exactly what happened to me in this project. We are in almost 100% agreement on these, except you said it funnier. Literally sitting here laughing so stupidly out loud! ... “After a while, the pattern becomes distorted (a pair of culottes in a size 4 becomes a pair of palazzo pants by the time you reach a US size 24), so we started grading between every size, and using fit models across our entire size range whenever developing a new garment.” It works. Katisha from The Mikado would lurve that top. Model: Louise Vyent. As with all our sewing pattern brands we carry the full range and always ensure you are up to date with the latest releases and special offers. Yay emails! Thank you for the laugh just when we all needed one! It's a simple sleeveless, fitted, slightly A-line dress that can easily work layered upon. Brilliant work, 1707 and “nipples in the wrong spot” just made me laugh like a crazy woman! , I totally agree with you! I bought this pattern in the late 1990’s or early 2000’s, so although it’s a pattern designed by Vogue to fit vintage Skooter, vintage Skipper, vintage Barbie and/or vintage Midge, I purchased it with the intention of making vintage Barbie clothes only. After this trend the only place to go is ruffled knee windows, because what’s a window without a valance? 1267 - Tom and Linda Platt. AU $22.00. It finally happened. It finally happened. Photos: Torkil Gudnason. AU $19.36. Member since 1/8/10 Posts: 186. AU $25.52. You do need to wonder if legal weed came into play here and I’m glad Vogue are good sports about the whole thing. Ooooh y’all looks like we’ve been blessed with a lil’ treat this month – new Vogue Patterns are out and they are something else. Hot air balloon sleeves: A must-have for the season’s fashion. I once saw a blazer with the cold elbow cutouts. Wow, I have back issues from this from 1975 and have been a consistent subscriber. I have not had such a good laugh in a long time! I really just… don’t see the WTF much these days. OMG I love you Lauren . Email This BlogThis! “SKANTS” and to be extra cheeky let’s just say, “Skanky Skants”! Conditions of Use | Oh the ‘cold elbow’ shot at the end made me spit out my morning tea! You brought tears of well-needed laughter during a grim time. Take for example those tacky nautical outfits in the latest issue. Check out our vogue 1931 selection for the very best in unique or custom, handmade pieces from our patterns shops. Copyright 2021 PatternReview.com, OSATech, Inc. All rights reserved. 8766 - Vogue Easy Options. Thanks foe the best laugh of the day! ROFL for the first time in a long time. Good Lord above. Really didn’t see that coming. This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. In the 1970s, sewing lost popularity and sales began to suffer. Thanks for adding those links. I love it when you do these reviews! Thank you for this awesome post!! Elbow windows! I love this roundup overall. Factory-produced fabrics were affordable and available in the early 19th century, but easy-to-use dress patterns and sewing machines for the home seamstress were not sold in the United States until the 1850s. I am now inspired to take the ruffled elbow windows to accentuate my knees on a new pair of skants (skirt pants). .although I am not positive on this point. Will try to find a picture. FWIW, I’m and old fart and I would wear the first pants/skirt to a formal affair because of the weird factor. So I guess this is supposed to be a jumpsuit where the “bodice” is just long ties that you can wrap however. 1703, if it makes the model look fat how the hell could I wear it! Not for sale at Vogue (Moderated by Sharon1952) To participate in the PatternReview.com forums please Login or Join PatternReview 1 2 Next-> joanico. Thanks for the laughs! Posted by Henry at 11:49 AM No comments: Email This BlogThis! Why did they not send me a notice on this? What the Hell Happened: Candace Owens Upset by Harry Styles' Dress . I wouldn’t wear it but I like looking at it. New collection arrivals for that cool factor and the warmest of holidays. It was like watching a train wreck in a slide presentation. But once my attempts to maintain a packed social schedule from the confines of my flat faltered, the pain, shame and panic … but…yeah…no. The finest vintage sewing pattern reproductions from the years 1920 through the 1950s! Jul 7, 2018 - Explore Cat Williams's board "Designer Patterns" on Pinterest. Ha! omigod, that Rachel Comey jacket is almost…ALMOST…okay. Why?! “Introducing Byron Lars: Shape and Spirit,” Vogue Patterns, July/August 1994. It is what I call an Instagram outfit, it looks good if you stand still and pose, and then pick the best photo of the bunch. It must be difficult to have their business model in a time when PDFs are ruling the roost. It finally happened. Why is it cropped and with a peplum? View Now Well done, Lauren! Seriously, thanks for sending my first coffee of the day through my nose. I have questions. Vogue 1703 I will say I’m digging the pant skirt hybrid – it has an old hollywood feel to me. I love the asymmetrical hemline. Vogue 1702 / Claire Shaeffer They’re all have to much foo foo shit for me. Learn Pattern Making in Minutes. I’m not holding out to be mean. Vogue 1694 / Marcy Tilton It’s a strange fabric choice but TBH I kind of like it. By Courtesy of Vogue. Change ), You are commenting using your Twitter account. lladybirdlauren AT gmail DOT com. They’re just all so very weird. If I made it and wore that skirt my partner would think I’d completely flipped my lid for SO many reasons – Dorothy and the Wizard of Oz (although that is the life we’re sort living right now) came to mind. I love getting emails! It is hysterical Thank you we need this!. Modern instructions and yardages provided. Most could be made better with different fabric choices (1701) and ditch those buttons on 1707, and 1708 is the infinity dress with pants. You gave me the second greatest giggle this morning right on the heels of Lauren’s. shipping: + AU $7.95 shipping . I cannot even tell you how long I’ve spent laughing at this. I could not have worn those things to work in my former office life, and I would not wear them to church either. †. Vogue 1707 Fuck, I kinda want a pair just so I can call them skants.
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